Swamp-dweller Blues

Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't glamorous being the Head Ogre of an ogrebusiness. He's got tons of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding officials, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans. To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a g

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Shrek Approves This Job (But Only if it's Remote)

Listen up, you glamorous ogre-wannabes! If you're looking for a gig that'll make your ears perk up like crazy, then pay attention. Shrek here has the inside scoop on what kind of jobs are totally rad in his swamp, but there's a catch: it better be remote! He's got his routine, his mud baths, and he doesn't want to deal with any intrusive coworkers.

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